After touring the Dawgosphere, it appears that Senator Blutarsky has the absolute best headline on the Stafford/Cox photos:
Cast the First Keg
My favorite conspiracy theory, "It was Brandon Cox's girlfriend in the picture." BTW - That's not true, but it would make the story 10x funnier.
Other funny lines I've seen include:
-- Is that Mudcat Elmore's Car in the Background?
-- Will Adams try and ban drinking at Talladega now?
-- GATK
-- Stafford's nickname should be "The Big Spoon"
-- Stafford would beat GT with one keg tied behind his back.
If I'm Richt and I were asked about the situation, I'd simply say, "That's what he gets for hanging out with Auburn girls." Then laugh. A great quip gets you out of more trouble than actually trying to explain some of this stuff away.
Look at the bright side....he could always be Brady Quinn (DeadSpin) or Tim Tebow (EDSBS) or more Brady Quinn (Kissing Suzy Kolber). Those guys have really bizarre questions to answer after their pics came out yesterday. QBs these days with their digital cameras, cyberwebs and husky companions.
PWD
ht - Kissing Suzy Kolber
Funny stuff, but I'm ignorant so can someone educate me about GATK?
ReplyDeleteI don't think the first photo is Brady.
I wished Tebow would have strained his back lifting the big guy.
The last one certainly looks like Brady and certainly looks like a photo that costume idea that a "couple" would come up with- dressing up as R2D2 and C-3PO would be geeky, dressing up a ketchup and mustard is queer.
Those photos are certainly of BQ.
ReplyDeleteGATK = Get After That Keg
what about the line: "tgs was just keepin the keg away from akeem hebron"
82 - that's also a great line.
ReplyDeleteI think Brandon Cox is actually dating an Alabama girl, which would mean he's at least smart enough to stay away from Auburn chicks (or, as we like to call them, those drunk, easy girls that you wouldn't want to touch with someone else's stuff). Of course, in defense of Stafford, Auburn does have some exceptionally attractive women, and they are all usually drunk and/or easy, so I could see how temptation got the better of him.
ReplyDeleteThat girl is a Zeta at the University of Alabama- she does NOT go to Auburn and does NOT know Brandon Cox.
ReplyDeleteBrandon Cox is actually dating one of my best friends that I go to Auburn with and let me tell you, all of you bloggers here would probably NEVER get a second look from her because she's wayyyy out of everybody's league.
ReplyDeleteIf by "all of you bloggers here would probably NEVER get a second look from her because she's wayyyy out of everybody's league" you mean that she's playing single A ball while the rest of us are in the majors, you'd be correct. She does, after all, go to the University of Couldn't Get Into Georgia.
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ReplyDeleteOK, it's high damn time we had a College QB Girlfriend Championship Bracket or something -- we could pit the chick with whom Staff is cavorting in these pictures against Cox's GF of undisclosed origin, the cute blonde who was suffering through draft day with Brady Quinn this past weekend, and the girl Tim Tebow was photographed with not too long ago -- you know, the one with the shelf you could serve pints of Guinness off of.
ReplyDeleteIn the interest of full diclosure, I did date a slew of Auburn girls a while back. It kind of got out of control, and my parents put me in a program. Admitting you have a problem is the first step toward getting help, and that's what I've done.
HAHAHAHA Doug is an absolute MORON...
ReplyDeleteThe Auburn folks tend to stick out, don't they?
ReplyDeleteBless their hearts.
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ReplyDeleteFor what it's worth, I dont think Matt Stafford or Joe Cox would try to steal Brandon Cox's girlfriend. On the other hand, I think Tra Battle just intercepted her and ran her in for the score, if you know what I mean. Three times.
ReplyDeleteI doubt Stafford needs to slum over in Auburn for women. That guy is probably pulling more leg than Colonel Sanders ever thought about.
+1 All School.
ReplyDeleteBTW -- I've got nothing against auburn women. Hell, I dated one.
Anonymous@4.36:
ReplyDeleteStop, you had me at the second "HA."
Auburn women rule simply because of the lack of teeth in there mouth.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention you can watch nascar with them and they can tell you all the technical stuff about the car.
Third Bud Light is like a high end wine to them.
I think he was just throwing the keg at the 24 car on the victory lap. He really misses Dale.
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