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February 8, 2006

Banged Up and Broken Down

Non-dawg....My relatives have always used the term "Rode hard and put up wet" to describe well weathered women. Another buddy of mine uses the term "banged up and broken down" to describe a similar look.

These unsavory ladies redefine that look and in the process serve as a cautionary tale for men who wander into the wrong strip clubs in Tampa. Don't worry it's safe for work.

The strippers, who were nabbed late last night and early this morning, worked at Tampa-area clubs: Lollipops; Calendar Girls; Vegas Showgirls; Brass Flamingo; Bare Assets; Foxy Lady; and Club Extasy. Last July, dancers at five of those clubs were arrested as part of a lunchtime sting operation.


Do you want a lap dance sweetie?

In case you were wondering, none of those facilities are in the Outback Bowl's Official Program Guide.

Note: It is the policy of the Georgia Sports Blog to never judge strippers for the professional decisions that they have made in their life. Folks have to earn a living. However, we do have a strict policy of judging ugly strippers and preferrably we judge the ugly men who frequent places that employ ugly strippers that look like ugly dudes.

pwd

6 comments:

DAve said...

Good lord... I didn't think Dee Snider was that strapped for cash. And he went and straightened his hair, too. Shame.

Astronaut Mike Dexter said...

"Safe for work," maybe, but not "safe for sanity." Particularly among those last five on The Smoking Gun, I gotta think there's at least one or two Y chromosomes hanging around in there.

Anonymous said...

Gotta love #3. She was trying to hold her sign with her two middle fingers, effectively flipping the booking officer off, and her sign folded over. Nice try Peaches

Anonymous said...

WTF!!! How in the world did #12 get her johns? Best I could tell, she's down to 4 fingers on the left hand, and the presence of a right hand is suspect at best. If it exists, it's probably a mangled piece of meat - kind of like the butcher shop scene from So I Married an Axe Murderer.

Unknown said...

dude - that's the first I've noticed the mangled finger.

distrubing.

Anonymous said...

"Treated like a rented mule" is another phrase that comes to mind . . .

 
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