And I thought Superman Returns was a steaming pile of poo

Well...it turns out that the Man of Steel isn't the only thing faster than a speeding bullet. Clemson is up to their old tricks again posting comedic 40 yard dash times. This time, it's Jacoby Ford and his ludacris speed 4.126 timed 40 yard dash.


Jacoby Ford is no George Reeves

To give you an idea of how ridiculous that is...let's reflect back on Ben Johnson's steroid aided record 100 meter dash in which computers timed his first 40 yards at 4.38. The fastest man ever couldn't keep up with Mister Jacoby Ford. I know that's not a new article, but it shows just how ridiculous this 40 time for Ford really is.

(Note: I didn't actually type the word "Mister" in that last sentence. There was just a rustling of the wind, a few clicks of the keyboard and I heard the door slam downstairs. My guess is Ford snuck into the house and typed himself while I wasn't looking. He's just that fast.)

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