Worst. Cracker. Jack. Prize. Ever.

Image: Mzone

If they don't stop putting worthless prizes like this in Cracker Jacks, we're going to switch to Fiddle Faddle. Come on! Where are the quality prizes, like rub on tattoos and mini-baseball cards?

["I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them. Please post more DragonCon material or I shall be forced to read a new blog."]

Hat Tip: MZone


Dawgnoxious,
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Academic Affairs / Delicious Snacks

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