I decided to predict the winner of UF vs. UT, and the only way I know how to do it is very mathematically - by the numbers. With apologies to Nick Bakay, here is the UF/UT "Tale of the Tape"
1. Florida is led by the brother of CJ Leak. Tennessee is led by the brother of Casey Clausen.
2. Florida's coach was given his job after he had great success at two smaller programs and worked his way up the coaching ladder. Tennessee's coach was given his job after he turned traitor and stabbed his former boss in the back.
[Photo: Famous Vol alum]
4. Florida relies on a tailback (Deshawn Wynn) with a weight problem. Tennessee relies on a coaching staff with a weight problem.
5. Florida's famous theme park is Walt Disney World. Tennessee's famous theme park is Dollywood.
[Photo: If Johnny Majors dies. Sell your stock in Stoli]
[Photo: Gator and Vol fans tailgate together pre-game 2004. Click to enlarge.]
And there you have it, by a score of 3-2-2, it is Florida that takes this one. Whenever in doubt, remember, the numbers never lie.
By ARC Dog/also known as Apu