Warning to Gamecock Fans - Be Careful in Athens

SaxonDawg documented the following experience from a UGA fan's first hand account of the violence thrust upon Gamecocks in Athens. Oh the horror. The satanic rites. The bloodshed. The bodies thrown from the 3rd deck.

For more on the type of reception Gamecocks can expect in Athens, click here.

My favorite "This must be true because it's on the Internet" lines are:
--- "Considering I saw a UGA fan that appeared to be a student strike an elderly USC fan in the back and knock him to the ground in a violent way and then run off with his friends, I am quite serious."

--- "some fans there are not above throwing beers bottle's, even at girls."

--- "We also saw a UGA fan put his foot through a drum being carried by a memebr of our band."

-- "After capturing a suitable gamecock fan, we generally force-feed it a large amount of apple-sauce to prepare it for the cleansing process. Then, after removing the offensive garments and the hair, we place it in a large ring of fire and begin our chant, resulting in a terror that causes it to cleanse itself. Then we begin moving the ring of fire closer and closer, so that it roasts itself alive. We trace this tradition to our pre-human state, which is relatively recent on the scale of evolution."

-- "And I know people think this is an urban legend, but it's true that they put in that third deck in Sanford Stadium just to throw rival fans off the top. I have a friend in the athletic department, and he swears there is a little team of janitors that runs out and cleans the corpses off the sidewalks beneath."

-- "The third deck was important. It gives visitors a better bounce when they are thrown off it."

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