Dave Braine to Retire

After years of irritating the bowels of Georgia Tech fans everywhere, Dave Braine announced today that he is retiring because he has Crohn's disease. Braine will remain as athletic director until a successor is hired. Braine was praised by President Wayne Clough, who said "Dave Braine can be a great athletic director, but he will never do that consistently."

To soothe alumni stomachs upset by Emerald nuts

Who should replace Braine? Post your suggestions in the comments section. Terence Moore thinks Georgia Tech smells like Curry (presumably more than usual). My suggestion is to follow the yellow brick road in the opposite direction since having a Braine has primarily lead to probation and football humiliation:

Seriously, may Dave Braine have many years of post-retirement health.

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