Monkey Knife Fights

While Paul Westerdawg tends to pressing business matters, he's asked me to guest blog in his absence. He figured I was due for a good performance, which reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns asks Homer to house sit for him for the same reason. Homer takes the yacht for a cruise into international waters. You know what that means? Monkey Knife Fights! But wait, there's more! We'll be rebroadcasting major league baseball games with implied oral consent all week!

I plan to attend the Dawgs' SEC schedule opener tomorrow afternoon in Athens against the Gators. I'll post a recap and observations.

"Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics! They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."

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