Sweep The Leg! Finish Him!

Orson and the gang at EDSBS unleashed the COACHES’ DEATH MATCH 2006(TM) earlier this week. Per their site:

College Football Coaching Death Match (TM), where "we’ll pit one coach versus the other in a come-one, come-all fracas."

Many interesting suggestions in their comments area. The topic got me wondering.....If they extended the program to college basketball coaches and prohibited Bobby Knight from fighting (b/c he would obviously win), I'd like our own resident lunatic's chances.


[Photo: This pose often comes with fire breathing.]

The problem with extending it to hoops coaches is the "Fancy Factor." For instance, an you imagine Felton vs. wusscators like Tommy "Nancy Boy" Amaker, Jay "Delicate Features" Wright or Quinn "Sally" Snyder? Complete annihilation.

While we're talking ex-UGA coaches, a guy that would be especially deadly would be Jim Harrick Sr. No way Harrick shows up without a razor blade in his loafers or some other foreign object.

Although, if given the chance to take a shot at Jeremy Schapp, the resulting bloodbath and gore would be unsuitable for even Malaysian pay per view audiences.

Suggestions?

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