College Football Coaching Death Match (TM), where "we’ll pit one coach versus the other in a come-one, come-all fracas."
Many interesting suggestions in their comments area. The topic got me wondering.....If they extended the program to college basketball coaches and prohibited Bobby Knight from fighting (b/c he would obviously win), I'd like our own resident lunatic's chances.
[Photo: This pose often comes with fire breathing.]
The problem with extending it to hoops coaches is the "Fancy Factor." For instance, an you imagine Felton vs. wusscators like Tommy "Nancy Boy" Amaker, Jay "Delicate Features" Wright or Quinn "Sally" Snyder? Complete annihilation.
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Although, if given the chance to take a shot at Jeremy Schapp, the resulting bloodbath and gore would be unsuitable for even Malaysian pay per view audiences.
Suggestions?
PWD
4 comments:
I never sign up for pay-per-view fights, but Harrick vs. Schapp would be too good to pass up. Problem is, it wouldn't last long enough.
I think we all know the fight would end up in a DQ because Jimmy Jr. would do a run-in with a chair. However, I would enjoy seeing Jeremy Schapp go through the Spanish announcer's table during the ensuing melee.
The resulting rematch would be perfect for a Texas Death Match. Unfortunately Harrick is ineligible for a loser-leaves-town match because (a) he's already left town in disgrace, and (b) he's run out of other towns from which he could be forced to leave.
how about the fan in the red shirt vs. matt walsh?
A gangster like Harrick knows that to get to it easiest, you rock the ox under the tounge, not the loafers.
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