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February 23, 2006

Athens PD to create Ian Smith Task Force for Public Safety

In an effort to protect the citizens of Athens-Clarke County from the sleepy, turd laden exploits of Ian Smith, the ACCPD has created a Toilet Task Force to track and monitor this monster of a man. The DawgRun has all the details on this thread. Pay special attention to the inside info presented by Dawgspeare.

All of this comes in the wake of a second arrest of Ian Smith. It turns out that during the first arrest, he gave them the wrong birthday. A birthdate that would indicate that he was 21 instead of 19. Now he's on the hook for underage possession of alcohol and giving false information. In other words, it's the same incident -- not another drunken poo.



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3 comments:

Nathan said...

Getting hammered in a college town? Completely excusable, we've all done it and then headed for the nearest greasy spoon "drunk food" establishment.

Giving a false age to the cops and getting busted for that? Ouch - that's not exactly a brilliant move when you're a public figure. In the grand scheme of things is a completely minor offense of no actual import, but it's made a funny story less funny.

Anonymous said...

TURDGATE!!! YAYYYY!!!

Anonymous said...

Giving false info to the cops when you're drunk, and pooing? Duh... He should have told them his name was Ian McShane.

 
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