College Footballzheimer's Disease

54b at BurnOrangeNation.com has developed a 12 step program for Longhorn Fans to help them make it through the long offseason. He prefaces with this:

Are you like me? Does it burn when you pee? Whoops, I mean are you addicted to Texas Football too? Do you cry yourself to sleep every night burying your face in a DKR seat cushion? Did you make inappropriate advances on the postman when your Rose Bowl DVD arrived? Or do you ever find yourself dressing up like one of Bevo's handlers and giving your dog bovine tranquilizers? If so, apologize to all Texas fans no more my Mack Brown disciple, because you are not alone. For I have come up with a tried and true 12-step program to help all of us Texas football addicts survive the bitter college football off-season.

Venture over and check out his plan for coping with College Footballzheimer's Disease. It's Texas focused, but the comedy is all there for any college football fan jonesin for a football fix.

I think it was Warren St. John in his book "Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer" that described the NFL Postseason as "Methadone for College Football Fans." Now, even the methadone is gone. It's all Spring Game talk til Easter. We could all use a 12 step program right about now.



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