Baby Name Protocol for the Bulldog Nation

DawgSports.com explores why every child should be named Herschel that was born after 1980. As an alternative, he discusses why children should be named Erk:

"As I mentioned recently, all newborn babies look like Erk Russell: chubby, wrinkled, and bald. Therefore, I suggested a compromise [to my wife]: we'd only name the boy after Erk if he looked like Erk at birth. I still couldn't sell her on the idea."

The above article follows on the heels of Mayor Kyle's hysterical look at marriage as he wanders through Warren St. John's Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer, Gameday Wedding Protocol, and the TV show "Mad About You."

Both funny reads.

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