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April 24, 2006

Four Horsemen and a Jackass: Jimmy Clausen Commits

I know what you're wondering. From what modest stage did Jimmy Clausen announce his college choice? From what understated venue did he choose to let the world know of his recruiting preference for Notre Dame.

Oh....it was held at the College Football Hall of Fame. I kid you not. How did I miss that part of the story over the weekend? This little 'tard who is a decendent from the master race of excuse making one armed choke machines has the gonads to hold his press conference announcing his commitment at the College Football Hall of Fame?


USC fans will end up needing these.

Wow. That is rich. Dennis Dodd shows remarkable restraint in his Sportsline.com column about the signing avoiding using the phrase "Can you friggin believe this?" A level of restraint that I'm clearly not blessed with.

I was literally praying that this kid would end up at UT where he could defend his brothers' winless streaks against UGA which now stands at FIVE. Georgia went 5-0 vs. the Clausen Dynasty after losing nine games in 12 years to the Vols.

The kicker....Lil' Jimmy announced that his goals are to win 4 National Championships for the Domers.


Hopefully, the hype is based on the genetics

I also got a kick out of the part of the story where he talked about how much time he spends in the weight room. Does this pic look like he's got tickets to the gun show?


Fear the garden snakes

Anyway. I'm all for over the top recruiting, but the College Football Hall of Fame is more than a bit of a reach. I can't wait til JimmyLash kicks in among the Notre Dame faithful.

Un.Real.

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