Orson has the video footage and the commentary to back up his comment that Notre Dame Tailgating Blows. Must see to believe the lameness.
Which brings us to the Official Georgia Sports Blog Promise:
I promise to my friends reading this that I will fight tooth and nail to ensure that our group never has a parquet dance floor at our tailgate. No matter how many times Dawgnoxious asks for it. We're just not going to do it.
There are many things on our tailgate equipment wish list...a new trailer, a new generator, Romanian Twins with low moral standards and a sincere interest in the thoughts of drunken southerner men, and a Lance Armstrong edition party ball.
But a dance floor at a tailgate? Not so much.
pwd
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I don't think I've ever engaged in any tailgating behavior quite that embarrassing, and I'm the guy who put the lit end of a Macanudo in his mouth before the Auburn game one year, for Christ's sake.
I'm with you on vowing to uphold a strict no-parquet-floors policy. Besides, if you're going to breakdance, you put down cardboard. Anyone who's ever been to New York knows that.
Parquet dance floor? Lame. PWD, what I asked for was a Parkay dance floor. Now, THAT would be an upgrade. What would be hotter than those Romanian twins tussling in butter-flavored margarine?
That's so bad that it makes GT tailgates look cool.
Watching them try to be cool by funneling beer is sad. Once you play Ice, Ice Baby, you can't put the douche genie back in the bottle. No matter how many keg stands you do.
pwd
PWD: would a "douche genie" live in a bottle, or somewhere else?
As a former Catholic school boy, I'm more embarassed of my faith by that display of sacreligious tailgating behavior than the recent priest sex scandal, the Pope being a Nazi as a youth, and Tom Hanks' hair in the Da Vinci Code movie combined.
Seriously though, ND fans invented football, oxygen, gravity, the color blue, and animal husbandry.
My early line for the fall is UGA Methodist Ninjas by 14.5 over the ND Business School.n Don't bring that weak tailgate shit in HERE, you Warren Buffett wannabes. Hell, I bet Warren Buffett is more fun at a tailgate that those sad, sad creatures.
No wonder they think Emu Clausen is a God up there. In the Kingdom of the Blind, the one-eyed man rules.
It is embarassing to say but every school has their tailgate slum.
Tailgating south of Edison Road at Notre Dame = Tailgating in the Oconee Street lots at UGA (without the barking on all fours, of course).
Besides, UGA fans prefer to show off their bad dance moves on top a bus, where everyone can see.
- The Tailgate Elitist
I'll be at the UM-ND game this year so I can report my findings back to you if wanted.
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