In particular, if anyone out there has an Urban Meyer commercial we’ll beg for them. His line reading is just a degree south of Bob Hope’s at 97. He looks like a hostage reading a confession: “I’m so happy to be working with Simpson Jewelers…and am also an agent of the Mossad.” Oh, and any Tommy Tuberville commercial involving Kroger. We’ve heard legends told about these that need visual verification.I remember Ray Goff having some classic Osmose Pressure Treated Pine commercials.

"If it don't say Osmose on the yeller tag believe me...you don't won it. Get budder wood."
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