I remember that kick because the announcers on TV talking about what a good long kick that was but all I could think in my head was that it the ball was only in the air for 3-4 seconds. Then I murmered, "He outkicked his coverage." That led to the "He outkicked his coverage!" dance similar to the "I've got McDonalds!" dance done by Eddie Murphy. And sure enough, Flowers got the TD. The ball should've landed on the 45 where all the Tennessee players were based on the air time.
As an upholder of the constitution, I'm saddened, but I understand. It was an error in judgment, although after the story on tOSU masterbater, I figured it was fair game. My apologies.
Fulmer? I use that word all the time in mixed company and nobody ever calls me on it. Example: "Did you see Coach Fulmer as SEC Media Days? That guy looks like he swallowed Tyson Browning whole and then polished him off with a side of Sam Olojabutu." Is that so wrong? Does this mean I'm an ill-bred heathen?
anon - it's not as funny without the profanity. lol.
Here goes....
"That moment led to me spending about 5 hours in an emergency room. What happened? nothing but two grown, drunk, heterosexual men jumping and embracing in celebration only to fall and have me land on my friend's hand, splitting his finger "like [blank]." It was worth it."
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I'll remember that forever.
I remember that kick because the announcers on TV talking about what a good long kick that was but all I could think in my head was that it the ball was only in the air for 3-4 seconds. Then I murmered, "He outkicked his coverage." That led to the "He outkicked his coverage!" dance similar to the "I've got McDonalds!" dance done by Eddie Murphy. And sure enough, Flowers got the TD. The ball should've landed on the 45 where all the Tennessee players were based on the air time.
Ben - I delete the F bomb. Sorry bro.
As an upholder of the constitution, I'm saddened, but I understand. It was an error in judgment, although after the story on tOSU masterbater, I figured it was fair game. My apologies.
No sweat man. As for the constitution, I don't care if you say that word in the State Capital or on anyone else's blog.
It's just that my dad reads this one. Some would argue that he's 1/2 my total traffic.
So I delete GD, MF and two or three other biggies. Otherwise, I really don't care.
No worries. Keep posting. It was a funny comment regardless.
i wouldn't say it in front of anybody's father. excellent post on EDSBS by the way, that should get things going.
Okay, now I am curious - is there a way to clean up Cardozo's judiciously funny post so that mortals might read it?
*Ben - I delete the F bomb. Sorry bro.*
Fulmer? I use that word all the time in mixed company and nobody ever calls me on it. Example: "Did you see Coach Fulmer as SEC Media Days? That guy looks like he swallowed Tyson Browning whole and then polished him off with a side of Sam Olojabutu." Is that so wrong? Does this mean I'm an ill-bred heathen?
anon - it's not as funny without the profanity. lol.
Here goes....
"That moment led to me spending about 5 hours in an emergency room. What happened? nothing but two grown, drunk, heterosexual men jumping and embracing in celebration only to fall and have me land on my friend's hand, splitting his finger "like [blank]." It was worth it."
Is there anyway we can get the world famous "P-44 Haynes" for our next moment of Bulldog Zen? I haven't had those kind of chills in a while.
I'll see what I can do, but I currently lack the technology to add new video to the blogosphere (well...with one unusual exception...lol).
I'm sort of at the mercy of other folks additions.
pwd
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