"Okliedokliedoo. Can't wait for tailgating in the no sin zone."
Kanu at Dodgy at Best nailed it with his headline "UGA Tailgaters: Make Room For Ned Flanders." (warning profanity) Sure Kanu over reaches in a few areas, but it's still funny.
Basically, we've freed up all of this tailgating space for Ned Flanders, and the crazy thing...Ned probably is happy with where he tailgates and doesn't want to move anyway.
Groo over at DawgsOnline agrees with me that Adams has gone overboard, and that the idea that tailgates that aren't teetotaler bone dry affairs aren't family friendly is a farce. Personally, I think it's offensive.
The tailgaters that make the biggest mess of anyone I know don't bag their trash consistently, use cooking equipment that causes permanent damage to concrete walkways and/or grass, assemble 20-30 foot flags that wouldn't be considered safe by a Polish Coal Mine Inspection Committee, generally put children at risk with vats of barely attended boiling oil, AND THEY DO NOT DRINK A DROP.
But they would be encouraged to tailgate in the Brooks Mall area because Adams feels that they are more "family friendly" than my tailgate which serves "devil water."