Would someone please replace the fun-ometer on Anonymous 10:16 a.m.? Methinks he taketh life too seriously. I think Coach Martinez is also too busy to worry about the fact that he was clearly caught focusing his Vulcan death stare on Tra Battle during the game. Seriously, has anyone actually seen our favorite miniature safety since this moment in time?
"OH where OH where has my pass rush gone? OH where OH where can it be?"
Memories of John Hoke who replaced Stoops as DC at UF and while the fun-n-gun continued to wrack up points, the defense allowed just as many. Hence Spurrier loses interest - "I don't want to have to coach both sides of the ball" -and moves on.
Not again....Just when I finally figure out that I need to put 8 men in the box to stop West Virginia's spread offense, Tennessee decides to go with the passing game....Another embarassing loss to a top 15 team and it's back to the drawing board!
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"But Coach Cutcliffe told me a Cover 2 always works."
Welcome to the annual Bulldogs eat their own when it is not a perfect red and black world. Let's all pick who to blame and tarnish.
Would someone please replace the fun-ometer on Anonymous 10:16 a.m.? Methinks he taketh life too seriously. I think Coach Martinez is also too busy to worry about the fact that he was clearly caught focusing his Vulcan death stare on Tra Battle during the game. Seriously, has anyone actually seen our favorite miniature safety since this moment in time?
Wait. Fulmer told me Jim Bob Cooter was starting...
oohhh...another completion...if someone would just call a blitz.....hey, thats my job.
Hey, where's Randy Sanders? What's David Cutcliffe doing over there?
oh...I know we can....wait.. no...already tried that...mmm...anyone know VanGorder's phone number?
"I got some press coverage and blitzes on backorder. You know ... credit trouble."
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
"I'll have four cherrishinskis and a coke."
"OH where OH where has my pass rush gone? OH where OH where can it be?"
Memories of John Hoke who replaced Stoops as DC at UF and while the fun-n-gun continued to wrack up points, the defense allowed just as many. Hence Spurrier loses interest - "I don't want to have to coach both sides of the ball" -and moves on.
"Maybe I can blow more than just the game..."
"In the fourth, my ass goes down."
"I'm glad Coach Pyburn talked me into playing zone!"
Ohhhhhhhhh Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuddddgggggggeeee.
Martinez-Guys, this cover two's not working....Guys?
Booth- Coach you have to speak into the mic. Coach. Coach.
Martinez- Come on guys let's do something else already. Let's do something else.
Booth- Coach. Speak into the mic.
Martinez- I am talking into the mic.
Booth- Lets go get a drink.
"I'll be honest.. fellas, you were playing great. But.. I could've used a little more zone. So.. let's take it again.. and, Tra."
"I'm telling you, you're gonna want that zone on the field!"
"That...that doesn't work for me. I GOTTA have more zone!
"So THAT'S Corn From A Jar!!"
Uh, what do you mean the game already started?
Um, I don't think that's Randy Sanders calling plays this year....
When did we start having to play all four quarters?
Bump at the line?
Not again....Just when I finally figure out that I need to put 8 men in the box to stop West Virginia's spread offense, Tennessee decides to go with the passing game....Another embarassing loss to a top 15 team and it's back to the drawing board!
Martinez at the start of the 4th quarter:
"Wish that I were on ole Rocky Top"
DANG!!!!
Tennesee just scored again...who the heck is calling this game!??!
Uh...oh...that's me.
and yes I'm a dawg fan...can't laugh at yourself once in a while...
...so he hauls off and whacks one, big hitter the Lamma, into a 10,000 foot crevice at the base of this glacier, and you know what he says...
(Anything ever said by Carl Spangler, greenskeeper from "Caddyshack")
Coach Cut, Please return my nuts
"uhhh... defense?"
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