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August 27, 2007

No....Thank you South Carolina

South Carolina. Too small to be a state. Too big to be an insane asylum.

PWD

20 comments:

blackertai said...

Wow. Just...wow.

Anonymous said...

umm...what was the question again???

Anonymous said...

The only question is can she suck a golf ball through 50 ft of garden hose.

Astronaut Mike Dexter said...

She's already been offered a full ride at SC -- as bad as that was, she's still several IQ points and a million brain cells ahead of Blake Mitchell.

Anonymous said...

no wonder Spurrier wants to lower academic admissions standards at SCUm....

Anonymous said...

I heard that this chick moved to attend Auburn, and the average IQ of both South Carolina and Alabama went up.

I predict she'll be valedictorian of her senior class at AU, when she graduates with honors in sociology.

Anonymous said...

Just. Too. Hard. To. Watch.

JasonC said...

The sad thing is that she was Miss South Carolina, which means there were lesser (or dumber) girls in the state competition.

Also, if the Ogre ever has a fling with a younger woman, this girl is probably the top candidate.

Anonymous said...

Please tell me when you post that UGA took home the "herbie" for prettiest coeds that you will label it the only category that matters winning.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, well that's what I'd sound like if she asked me the same question. I'd be like Clark Griswald at the lingerie counter, so I can't fault her too much for freezing in the headlights.

Anonymous said...

wow. I weep for our youth.

And BTW - yeah, I'd still hit it.

Smitty said...

And she finished 3rd in the contest!

Anonymous said...

Judge: Miss South Carolina, who do you think will win the game between the Oklahoma State Cowboys and the Georgia Bulldogs?

Miss South Carolina: Well, uh, I think that dogs, being nice, somewhat, as if, dogs, uh, cowboys use lassos and dogs chew things, and such as, um, shoes, Georgia americans, um the land of, such as, dogs, dogs, cowboys, for a better future.

Anonymous said...

I believe I saw the light bulb go off in A.C. Slater's head..."yeah maps!!"

Scott said...

And people want to remove this part of the competition. It is the most entertaining!

Besided, how else can those Clem(p)son yahoos do anything with themselves!!

ROTFLMAO!!

Anonymous said...

Uh, what?

Anonymous said...

In a GREAT quote from a classic movie in american cinema "Billy Madison"

Ms. South Carolina, what you just said is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point in you incoherent rambling response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. We are all now dumber for having had listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul!!

Robert said...

South Carolina WOOOOOO!

And no, we need to see her 40 time before we'll offer her a football scholarship.

Anonymous said...

That poor, poor, very hot girl.

Anonymous said...

How could the emcee just stand there with a straight face? Would would have topped it all off, would have been for him to just slap the hell out of her and walk off the stage.

 
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