WANTED!In an effort to completely phase out the basketball program, UGA police arrested Billy Humphrey today for, I'm not kidding, having too big of a pocketknife. Too big of a pocketknife. (Shaking head.) At least the UGA cops are having to get creative to arrest the athletes, working late nights to scour the law for obscure charges to play Gotcha! with.
Do we not have enough security concerns on campus to keep the UGA cops from arresting basketball players who happen to be whittling enthusiasts? Is Caleb King driving his scooter perfectly? Has Rennie Curran's scooter boot been recovered? Is campus completely ninja-free? Here's a tip: I saw a ninja this weekend in Athens dressed in all black. Load up the SWAT truck.
No word on any suspension.
Quinton
