It's that damn sasquatch.
man-bear-pig has clearly entered the picture.
The Georgia-injury bug has now taken over the Internet blogs!!!
If only all has put the interwebs in a lockbox. Surely they would still be functioning...because they'd be in a lockbox. And you might think you'd found the lockbox and you might be able to disable the amazing series of tubes, but that would be a decoy lockbox. The real lockbox is hidden inside a letherbound copy of The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas. Only Al and Tipper know its true location.
Wow...I clearly meant "If Al had put the interwebs in a lockbox"I have to stop drinking on weeknights.
Don't blame the internets for your dry spell. Maybe you could add another writer that would be more awesome and pull you out of this slump.
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