Holy crap, it's been 13 years since Jasper was a Freshman?
Now, with that out of the way. I have to say I'm impressed with Jasper's interview with the AJC. Aside from making excuses for his time related to scheme, I respect what he had to say about Crowell.
I've talked to other folks about Isaiah, and they say he's a pretty level headed kid who just needs to avoid the following five people:
1. Mudcat Elmore's Car Salesman
2. Jasper's Weed Guy
3. Odell Collins' Gravy Guy
4. Caleb King's Motivational Speaker
5. Patrick Pass' Gynecologist
If Crowell can steer clear these characters, he should be fine.2. Jasper's Weed Guy
3. Odell Collins' Gravy Guy
4. Caleb King's Motivational Speaker
5. Patrick Pass' Gynecologist
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"Patrick Pass' Gynecologist" FTW
I was impressed with the interview... good to know Jasper got his act together... And I'm pretty sure Jasper's Weed Guy was selling something a little stronger than weed.
Also, I'll save Dawgnoxious the time: Jasper was down!
I talked to SpartanburgDawg earlier today. He said, "I think Odell Collins was the kid who sprained his ankle taking his laundry out of the dryer."
For those too young to remember, Collins was the #1 Juco player in the nation. He had some sick # like 3000 yards rushing in 1 year at some JuCo. He arrived around '96 or so, and he was well...too fat for his jersey.
One of the most underrated busts in the history of busts.
I remember Patrick Pass, but what is with the gynecologist?
Patrick pass: the sideline stalker. And Odell Collins had 800 yards at G day the one year they played it at Clarke central due to Sanford construction. His last good game.
for a young buck,please explain patrick pass' gynecologist?
Patrick Pass was a "bitch" because he ran out of bounds faster than shit through a goose. Thus, he needed a gyno to apply his vaginal antiseptic for him - probably at halftime, but I wasn't in the locker room.
Glad to be of service.
Patrick Pass had lady parts.
I was surprised every year to see Pass still playing for the Pats. The man has multiple Super Bowl rings, and that still makes me scratch my head if I think about it for too long.
I saw Odell play in high school, and he was a man amongst boys. I think he punted, played rb and linebacker, and never came off the field. I thought he was about as close to 'can't miss' as anyone I saw at that level. The laundry injury is such a great indication of the way Coach Goff was snakebit.
Great list!
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