Dear 340 pound 8 ounce Bowl Santa,
Obviously, I want UGA to go to the Sugar Bowl, but I want to focus this letter on what I want for others. My wish is for the Gator Bowl to select the University of Florida vs. the University of Illinois.
Because, dearest Gray Bearded and Not at All Creepy Bowl Santa, this benefits me (and the universe at large) in so many ways. For Florida to qualify for the Gator Bowl, they would likely have to beat the Gamecocks...which helps UGA. Plus, a potential loss to the Fighting Zookers would be an irremovable and unforgivable stain on the resume of one Will "Boom" Muschamp." One that would result in much laughter and happiness in the world.
Thank you for listening Bowl Santa. Your friend,
Paul
4 comments:
Amen forever and ever.
I hope UGA gets to the Sugar Bowl as well. But maybe more than anything I would like to play in a bowl where we get to play a higher ranked opponent. Even if we don't win it will at least give the program a shot at playing a meaningful game and getting better for the future.
I can't pull for florida....ever.
Like I told someone about the Arky v. South Carolina game: I want South Carolina to lose. Anything else is unavoidable collateral damage.
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