- Alabama - Anyone thinking Alabama isn't the best team in the country has never been to Tiger Stadium after dark. Quite an impressive win, especially coming from behind.
- LSU - Zach Mettenberger wonders if he can face the Alabama defense every week.
- Georgia - [insert your own Mark Richt losing control of the football joke here]
- Florida - Made the Missouri game much closer than it need to be because of the inability to do that new fangled passing stuff.
- South Carolina - Remains to be seen what impact losing Lattimore has on the Gamecocks. Might not matter for a couple of weeks, but that Clemson game sure looms large.
- Texas A&M - Give the Aggies their due. A very impressive run has them all but locked up for the Cotton Bowl.
- Mississippi State - Dan Mullen's coaching genius only extends through October 21st, fools.
- Vandy - I'm not saying Mitch Barnhart is calling a coach from Nashville about the job open in Lexington, but he probably should.
- Mississippi - Winning the party...and first quarter...for 100 years.
- Arkansas - Get's first shot at South Carolina post Lattimore. Too bad defending the pass is the real problem with the Razorback defense.
- Missouri - First SEC road moral victory this week at Florida Field.
- Tennessee - Tennessee is probably the best team in the Sun Belt...in the state of Tennessee. Wait, is Middle Tennessee in the Sun Belt?
- Auburn - Gene Chizik is having Steve Spurrier level bitchfests about not getting Kentucky from the East this season.
- Kentucky - Been falling so long, it's like gravity's gone and you're just floating.
I really wanted to put Georgia up above LSU, but I just couldn't get my head around doing that, especially how well the Tigers played against Alabama. I also wanted to put Florida lower, but with the loss of Lattimore, I just couldn't justify it.
3 comments:
The UF comment is ironic. If Mizzou could pass the above above a middle school level, they win that game by 10 pts.
Excellent use of a DBT reference.
Agreed on the DBT lyric.
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