Winning the Internets

With the genius that can only come from helping orphans while drinking Taaka Ginn, Malibu, and a splash of Crystal Pepsi from a custom painted Klean Kanteen, Spencer Hall pretty much sums up any amateur drinking of bourbon.

A sample...

7. Now drink your bourbon. Some may tell you to swirl the liquid around your mouth. These people do it not for flavor--this is a common misconception--but instead for hygiene, attempting to kill the germs inside your filthy, rat-infested disease-cannon of a mouth. Bourbon comes from Kentucky, where "Your teeth or your liver" was the only question on the state medical board until 1959. The correct answer was tricky: "Bourbon." Let the rich alcohol flavor wash over your tongue and facepiece.

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