- Jeremy Pruitt was the beneficiary of significantly better talent at Alabama and FSU. His unit will look like Decided Schematic Advantage's offense at Florida, and Pruitt will end up head coach at Kansas.
- Hutson Mason is Joe Cox, but without the game to get Matt Stafford to spoon him.
- Defensive players look tentative because they are afraid of getting fired and are so headscrewed because defense ain't supposed to be so simple.
- All those Freshmen were over offered and over rated.
- We have seven starters who are secretly suspended for weed.
- 2009 offensive line version 2.0 is here. Will Friend is Neil Callaway 2.0.
- Todd Gurley's ankle.
- All those Freshmen were over offered and over rated.
- Tracy Rocker will soon be known as Agent Rocker by Auburn fans.
- We have seven starters who are secretly suspended for weed.
I need a drink.
TD
4 comments:
Wow, I feel so much better after your profiles in hope posts. As a naturally pessimistic Dawg fan, I really don't need this. . .
Hey, some of these are completely irrational.....
The weed suspensions hit a little close to home....
How was the party at Marshall Morgan's lake house? Heard there was a lot of recreational boating. Lots of tubing. Fun for everyone.
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