Coed Dickball

#SBNationAfterDark “Co-ed dickball” http://t.co/o5fNOWc9Fi pic.twitter.com/MuEIUiVpi5
— SB Nation (@SBNation) August 9, 2014

Which led to:

@TylerDawgden "Coed Dickball" is the title of the official history of South Carolina football from 1894-2006.
— Dawg Sports (@dawgsports) August 9, 2014

So I figured we needed a chapter outline:

Coed Dickball

Chapter One: "Baby Gamecocks aren't called Tallywackers"

Chapter Two: "Billy Leval leaves to go to Emory and Henry"

Chapter Three: "Futility and the Single Season Coaches"

Chapter Four: "ACC!ACC!ACC!"

Chapter Five: "Thank God George Rogers couldn't get into Georgia Tech"

Chapter Six: "The Man in Black isn't Always Bigger"

Chapter Seven: "Sparky Woods: Not a euphemism"

Chapter Eight: "1 and 10 is a lot to some people"

Chapter Nine: "Coed Penithball"

Chapter Ten: "Steve Spurrier makes it Official"

Seems about right.
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