Georgia Tech Football Recruit Questionnaire
1. How many downs does an offense get to obtain a first down or score before turning the ball over?
d. Any of the above
2. What is a clip?
a. A short movie or video
b. A legal football move designed to take a defensive players legs out
c. It's called a cut block and it is perfectly legal! (unless you are doing it to our players, then you are just dirty cheaters whose dog deserved to die)
d. Reuben Foster’s pace when he’s ‘moving some stuff for a friend’
3. How many offers to play college football are you currently holding?
a. Besides Georgia Southern?
d. None, coach. You are my only boo.
4. When executing the Dive, what is the most important read for the QB?
a. Dr. Zhivago
b. The Mike
c. Mike Ditka
d. paghmo' iIn mIS
5. Is a player allowed to advance the ball out of the end zone, then return to the end zone and take a knee?
c. It depends
d. All of the above
6. Name two former SEC referees that are Georgia Tech graduates:
7. What do you plan on majoring in?
b. General Management
c. International Management
d. World of Warcraft
8. Who is the coach of Georgia Tech?
a. John Paulsen
b. That fat Irish dude
c. That fat Swedish dude
d. Reggie Ball
9. What is Georgia Tech's mascot?
a. Vespula vulgaris
b. Ramblin' Wreck
c. An actually wrecked Rambler
d. I don't know. Some kind of plushy?
10. Why do you want to play football for Georgia Tech?
a. The girls
b. NFL opportunities
c. The coach is a great motivator
d. Football? I thought this was an application for Tech's Quidditch program