RED ALERT: ALL UGA ATHLETES PLEASE STAY OFF THE ROAD TONIGHT!!!

Someone tell Darrius Swain to stay at home tonight

Athens Banner Herald Reports:

Fair warning - officers from the Athens-Clarke and University of Georgia police departments will be conducting road checks at undisclosed locations in the county today.

Officers at the road checks will be looking primarily for drunken-drivers and people not using seatbelts or proper child restraints, police said.

Since we still haven't filled the position for Assistant Athletic Director and Georgia Department of Motor Vehicles Liaison, we need to keep our dipshit drivers away from the highways and biways of Athens tonight.

$5 bucks says we get a suspended license charge today.

Iron Chef Turducken was the one that tipped me off on this one.

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