Great article from Orson Swindle at EverydayShouldBeSaturday.com. He lists Paris Hilton, Ron Zook and Vladmir Putin.
My list would include:
Jessica Simpson - for the same reason he chose Hilton
Dave Chapelle - Pair him up with Bill Curry and Ron Franklin, and wait for their heads to explode as Chapelle drops the old "N- please" when discussing Mike Shula's play calling.
Mike Tyson - "The use of the sssspread opstion in this ssssituation is ludacrisss. All praise to Allah. I'm a proponent of running up the ssscore. Eat their children I alwayssss ssssay. All praise to Allah."
Herschel Walker - Bruce Dickinson is to Cowbell as UGA fans are to Herschel Walker. "I got a FE-ver, and the only prescription . . . is more Herschel!"
[Photo: Jessica or Bill Curry? Hmmmmmmmmmmm. I'm going to have to opt for Jessica]