Greatest Hits from this Blogs New Writers

As announced earlier, I'm adding Contributing Writers to this blog. I've recruited some of the funniest (or odd if you prefer) posters in the DawgNation such as 81Dog, AaronFullen, ApuNahasapeemipetilon, JeromeFromDecatur, SaxonDawg and UgasHome to add articles here.

Below, you will find links to some of their greatest hits.

81 Dog:

• On Auburn: "Auburn is Columbia without the sophistication. And the indoor plumbing. The Jungle, my ass. I guess we should rue the fact that Guns N Roses never wrote a song 'Welcome to The Outhouse.'"
  
• On GT's 2005 Outlook: "Danny Ware and Thomas Brown could ring up 100 yards on GTU in a wheel chair."
  
• Larry King Posts on the Hive.
  
  AaronFullen:
  
• On incoming WR recruit Mike Moore: "When he was here for G-day, [the coaches] wanted to see what he could do on the squat rack. Instead, he told Gerald Anderson to take his shirt off. Mike put his index finger into Gerald's navel, then hoisted Gerald up over his head and began spinning him, basketball style, while whistling Sweet Georgia Brown. In lieu of S&C Mike will be playing an eleven match chess series against a two man alternating team of IBM's Big Blue and Gary Kasparov."
  
  ApuNahasapeemipetilon
  
• On Midnight Madness: "We had Midnight Madness once before Tubby Smith's first season. I think Ron Jirsa tried to have one once, but he got confused and took the team over at 12 noon instead of 12 midnight."
  
• On George Lombard's impact had he played football for us: "Goff could've had Herschel Walker, and it wouldn't have fixed anywhere near the number of fatal flaws he had as a coach. That is unless Lombard would've made Ray not as lazy, and not as stupid."
  
  JeromeFromDecatur:
  
• On GT's Rivalary with Uconn: "Don't laugh. Rentschler Stadium is no joke. The overcast skies. The passive-aggressive roar of 11,583 people. The bre and Merlot before the game. Don't sell [Tech's Schedule] short here."
  
• Scouting incoming freshman WR Mike Moore: "He's Lee Iacocca meets Horatio Alger meets Jerry Rice meets Snake Eyes."
  
  SaxonDawg:
  
• Four Notes on a Trumpet: The Tech Experience
  
• Saxon Scouts the 2002 Gamecocks
  
• The Chanwagon Catastrophe
  
• Greg Blue Knocks SC QB into Next Week
  
  UGAsHome
  
• On being BlackListed from the DawgVent.
  
• On Dating: "I'm waiting on a woman with either 3 hooters or webbed toes. It's not that I'm picky, just kinda quirky."

More from several of these guys can be found here.

Later today, 81Dog kicks things off with his Boise State preview.

Paulwesterdawg
UGA Football Blog

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