5. The Pit (PCU)
4. Melon's Tall & Fat (Back to School)
3. The KEG House (Beverly Hills, 90210)
2. Alpha Beta (Revenge of the Nerds)
1. Lambda Epsilon Omega (Old School)
Lifetime Achievement award: Delta House (Animal House)
Ok, if I'm picking from that group, I definitely roll with Thorton Melon's crew. First, you're not competing with Thorton for the ladies. Second, he's got all the bills PAID.
SI.com on Campus has had great stuff most of the week. Although most folks threw a conipition over their campus road trip rankings. Journalists who love Neyland Stadium have never sat in a seat in Neyland Stadium.
A gamecock fan once said this about practicing for a trip to Neyland Stadium:
"Go home. Buy a child restraint seat. Place it on top of your house. Climb your house, walk to the seat and try to fit your fanny in the seat. If it fits - sit there for 3.5 hours while listening to "Rocky Top" 75 times in a row. That'll get ya ready."