I couldn't make this up if I tried. Urban Meyer has his own cereal now. I guess the rest of the SEC should all be thankful that it's just Corn Flakes and not Meyer branded Wheaties. Rumor has it that just 1 bowl of Meyer Flakes has all the vitamins and minerals a growing gator needs to walk on water, point, stare and score eleventy billion points per game in the SEC.
Be like Urban Meyer. Eat his cereal. Besides, neither you or Meyer has ever coached a college team to victory over a BCS conference team with less than 4 losses in that season.