Jacketkey Intervention

Regular readers of this blog are no doubt familiar with Jacketkey from his frequent profanity-laced and grammar-challenged contributions to the comments section.

I'd like to take this opportunity to rally the Georgia Sports Blog family to stage a group intervention for Jacketkey. Apparently racked with grief over his Yellow Jackets' historic implosion in the Emerald Bowl, Jacketkey appears to be spiraling out of control.

Step back from the ledge, Jacketkey! Let your fairy wings fly you to a safe place, like your parents' basement. Huffing your sacred gold body paint to dull the pain of Tech's most humiliating bowl defeat in program history can't change what happened in San Francisco, and run-ins with the law will have to be fudged on your resume.

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the Dark Side.

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