I should host A-A type meetings for the UGA Athletics Department.
Hello, My Name is Paul Westerdawg. I was arrested for driving with a suspended license which makes me a dipshit. I am here to sponsor new dipshits on the road to recovery.Danielle Taylor, UGA women's hoops player was arrested last Tuesday for driving with a suspended license. This makes about 392 of the 400 athletes currently under scholarship in Athens arrested for driving with a suspended license. Or so it seems. I don't want to call a Lady Bulldog a name like dipshit. It just isn't gentlemanly.
So I will simply say "Bless Her Heart."
No word yet on whether or not she was driving Mudcat Elmore's car.
Just be glad she wasn't with Kara Braxton. Kara would've wanted them to run for it. Next thing you know we've got some sort of Thelma and Louise thing going with Andy Landers playing the Harvey Keitel role of Hal Slocumb to Odell Thurman's Jimmy Lenox. And once Odell enters the mix, it's like gas on an open flame.
It could've been worse
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