"I and most of the staff here at ESPN are sad to report that Georgia has beaten South Carolina in the College Baseball Super Regional."Why the disappointment?
This once again stops any possibility for the greatest headline writing fun in the history of sport as the Oregon State Beavers will not get a chance to play the South Carolina Gamecocks.
I would've pulled for the SEC in that one in hopes for a "Cocks Pound Beavers" headline. Oh well, there's always next year.
pwd
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South Carolina is legendary for their inferiority complex, so I think you can make certain assumptions about them. I think the more reaslistic headline would be: Beavers Overwhelm Cocks.
The headlines would be priceless. I personally like "Cocks go deep on Beavers, early and often."
The headlines are easy if the Cocks win. Victorious Beavers present more challenge.
- Beavers Blow Away Cocks
- Cocks' Start Drained by Beavers
- Beavers Smother Cocks
More???
Cocks Start Fast, but Finish with a Whimper
Strong, Muscular Beavers Outlast Disappointing, Tiring Cocks.
Oh, well -- on the first weekend of college football this year, there are no fewer than three SEC-Pac-10 matchups; maybe we can hope the two teams will one day meet on the gridiron. Then we can look forward to hearing about how the Beavers were wide open all day long, and yet the Cocks STILL couldn't get any penetration into their backfield.
Cocks come strong & fast - leave Beavers high and dry
haha. gross.
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