By SaxonDawg
Have you done your Father's Day shopping? Try these last minute gift ideas from the Gamecock schlock stock!
GAMECOCK HOME VIDEO
"IF ONLY: Great Close Losses of the Carolina Gamecocks." (29.95)
-- Crow it loud and proud: "We play you close every year!" Here are highlights of favorite games the Cocks almost won. See winning football that lasted for three and a half quarters.
"RETROACTIVELY THE BEST: Great Gamecock Championships We Didn't Know About Until Recently." (29.95)
-- The year 1996 saw the Gamecocks crowned as national champions--we just didn't realize it at the time. See terrific footage of all Steve Spurrier's great games, now computer colored for righfully garnet jerseys.
CHICKENWEAR:
Gameday T-Shirt: (19.95) Front side reads, "LOOK OUT! HERE COME THE GAMECOCKS!" The back reads, "You better thank your lucky stars for that
____ last-minute fumble"
____ call by the refs"
____ freak play your guy made"
Laundry marker provided--simply take the shirt to the game, check the right slot at game's end, and scurry home! Available in sizes medium, large, and chunky chicken.
BOOKS:
"Wait 'Til Next Year: The Complete Story of Gamecock Football" (8 page booklet) (0.79) Order in BUUUULK bulk bulk bulk...
"The Gamecock Application Bible" with Steve Spurrier's words in red ink. (49.95) Special features applying the Bible to the teachings of Coach Spurrier, and tips for living every day with the wisdom of the perfect master. (Frontipiece painting: "Little David Stands Over Goliath's Body and Makes Quotable Taunting Remarks")
SPECIAL, MARKED DOWN: "The Gamecock Application Bible" with Lou Holtz's words in red ink (9.95) Special features applying the Bible to the teachings of Coach Holtz, and tips for living every day with the wisdom of the LOOUUUU. (Frontispiece painting: "Lou Motivating the Disciples As Their Boat Sinks in the Storm.")
SPECIAL, MARKED WAAAY DOWN: Plush cuddly Brad Scott doll. (0.29) Just the gift for the little peckers in your family. Pull the chatty ring and he offers several cute postgame rationalizations.
By SaxonDawg
