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August 11, 2006

Auburn Clears Itself of Academic Wrongdoing

Auburn has announced that it has cleared itself of academic scandal and improper behavior.

And in other news, Larry Flynt deems himself innocent of pornography charges, Keith Richards puts an end to drug rumors and James Earl Ray completes his investigation proving that he in fact did not kill Martin Luther King.


"All I'm guilty of is bad taste." - Larry Flynt

In a related story, James Gundlach (Auburn's whistle blower) has been instructed by Auburn officials to listen to country music non-stop for the next 20 years.

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