Dad: I know what I want for my birthday

Georgiadogs.com is auctioning off two UGA cheerleaders.



"Celebrate your Birthday with the Cheerleaders
Make it a Bulldog Birthday"

From the UGA Auction Site:

The Georgia Cheerleaders and Hairy Dawg would be the perfect addition to your child’s birthday party. This package includes shakers and G face tattoos for everyone, two(2) cheerleaders and Hairy Dawg attending your child’s birthday party.

Due to travel limitations, the party must be within 60 miles of Athens. Also, the appearance time for the cheerleaders and Hairy Dawg would be a maximum of two(2) hours and the party would need to be scheduled at a mutually agreeable date within the next year (October 2, 2006 – October 1, 2007).

Now dad, just to clarify. This is what I've always wanted. Two cheerleaders who want to party. That would be like...The. Best. Gift. Ever.

Also, if you could buy a cake big enough for them both to jump out of. That would be cool. Oh and I don't really need Hairy Dawg there. Nor frankly, do I need 2 hours.

Remember dad. It's not for me. It's for charity.

Your son,

Paul Westerdawg

pssssst....remember...no dudes.

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