Image: Jim Hipple
Colorado's Offense vs. UGA's Defense
The Buffs have scored two TDs this season. UGA has allowed one TD this season. Edge: Georgia
Mascots: Ralphie vs. Uga
Uga VI is 55 pounds. Ralphie IV is 1100 pounds. Uga V was on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Ralphie almost ran over Tom Osborne. Uga VI has an air conditioned dog house inside the stadium. Ralphie sits in the truck during games. Edge: Uga
Colorado's Defense vs. UGA's Offense
Field Goal U vs. Yoda's Press Defense. The last time we saw this in Athens, Richt and Shockley lit Hawkins' boys from Boise up like Clark Griswold's house on Christmas Eve. Edge: Georgia
Famous Residents Part I: Mork vs. Stipe
One is an alien from another galaxy who has strange customs and social patterns that mainstream America doesn't understand. The other is Mork. Michael Stipe is a Grammy Award winning member of REM and recently was inducted into Georgia Music Hall of Fame. Mork has a flying saucer that looks like an egg and drinks Orange Juice through his fingers. Neither have made a great album in a decade. Edge: Mork
Fulmer Cup Points
Colorado got rid of Gary Barnett because the program had become the Tennessee Vols of the Rocky Mountains in terms of off the field antics. Since Hawkins came on board, the newspapers have been mostly clear of any off the field antics. On the other hand, Georgia finished 8th in the Fulmer Cup rankings. Edge: Georgia (Barnett would've waxed Richt on this one)
Special Teams
Colorado has hit 3 of 6 field goals this year, and Georgia's Coutu is 7 for 7 from the three point line. UGA is 6th in the nation in net punting yards while the Buffs are 86th. Edge: Georgia
Famous Residents Part II: Mother Abigail Freemantle vs. Kim Basinger
Mother Abigail Freemantle was a female prophet of sorts who led the forces of good in Stephen King's The Stand as they settled in Boulder after the world wide plague. She was able to communicate to thousands of believers via dreams, and she talked directly to God. Ultimately, she organized the effort to bring down Randall Flagg and his entire Las Vegas collection of evil doers. On the other hand, Kim Basinger is very hot. Edge: Georgia
The Tale of the Tape is Clear.
Georgia 34
Colorado 6
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