Auburn is such a dreary little hellhole that it naturally appears in monotone shades of gray. Just like that town in the movie Pleasantville.
I'm not sure what it would take over there for things to appear in living color, but they could probably start by moving half their student body out of "manufactured housing." Or, perhaps they could introduce the concept of keeping "romantic attachments" within your own species to their tobacco chewin', banjo pickin', overall favorin' male population.
I think that for years, the motto that sums up Auburn is this:
Auburn University: Where the Men Are Men, and the Sheep Are Worried.
That must be the building they built for the Auburn Final Exam - Find the Book. You get a semester to find the one book on campus. It's on a shelf on the third floor.
That's why the test is now just 'Find the book'. Color the book used to be the final, until a Tech transfer student not only found, but colored in the lines in all the pages. He also didn't get any barbeque sauce on the book.
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Apparently, black and white photography was still the standard circa 1985.
1985? I figured that was taken this week.
Auburn is such a dreary little hellhole that it naturally appears in monotone shades of gray. Just like that town in the movie Pleasantville.
I'm not sure what it would take over there for things to appear in living color, but they could probably start by moving half their student body out of "manufactured housing." Or, perhaps they could introduce the concept of keeping "romantic attachments" within your own species to their tobacco chewin', banjo pickin', overall favorin' male population.
I think that for years, the motto that sums up Auburn is this:
Auburn University: Where the Men Are Men, and the Sheep Are Worried.
That must be the building they built for the Auburn Final Exam - Find the Book. You get a semester to find the one book on campus. It's on a shelf on the third floor.
s.a.w.b.,
What do they do when they find that all of the pages have been colored in already?
No... you guys don't get it... that IS in color!!
That's just the way it looks on the plains.
That's why the test is now just 'Find the book'. Color the book used to be the final, until a Tech transfer student not only found, but colored in the lines in all the pages. He also didn't get any barbeque sauce on the book.
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e...i...e...i...o...welcome home little cows! MOOOOOOO!!!!
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