Despite the fact that UF played lights out Saturday, I knew that I had seen Tim Tebow someplace before he became the Baby Jesus in shoulder pads to Newport Light smoking, Danny Wuerffel jersey wearing, Billy Ray Cyrus hairdo copying, rust bucket Camaro with airbrushed personalized front tag owning Gators from Pensacola to Ponte Vedra to Key West. Suddenly, it hit me: it's really former high school bully and lackey to the McFly family, Biff Tannen. Quick, someone go check the parking lot outside the Florida locker room for a DeLorean. And don't let him near a sports book in Vegas, whatever you do.
It's perfect, when you think about it. Who's the biggest hero in UF history? Steve Spurrier, renowned for being a blow hard. Why wouldnt young Biff Tebow be the logical heir to the crown?
On second thought, I wish to extend and revise my earlier remarks. Maybe Tim Tebow looks like the love child of Biff Tannen and this woman, who was a much more notable athlete than Biff. Scary what genetic engineering can produce, isn't it? No wonder Tebow was drawn to Urban "Point and Stare" Meyer; he probably reminded young Timmy of dear old mom:
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