Add this to the list of things Tech Men can't do

The list of "Things Tech Men(sic) Can't Do" gets longer every day. We have published reports that address critical issues like...

• Can't Count to Four - See Reggie Ball circa 2004
  
  
• Can't Beat Georgia without Cheating - See last 17 years
  
  
• Can't go to NCAA Compliance Class - See 1960-2005
  
  
• Can't Win 9 or 10 Games Consistently - See Dave Braine
  
  
• Can't Beat Georgia without Ralph Friedgen - See last 22 years
  
  
• Can't Find The State of Atlanta on Map - See Joe Hamilton
  
  
• Can't Sell Tickets without Free Hot Dogs - See last 100 years
  
  
• Can't Hide 100 Pounds of Weed in his Dorm - See Reuben Houston
  
  
• Can't touch a boobie - See last 200 years

And now we add...

Can't engineer a roof - See The Rain Out

I mean seriously...a helluva, helluva, helluva rain out? Stegeman may have its flaws, but we don't play in the rain. Engineering geniuses my ass. The roof project must've been one of Stephon Marbury's projects when he was in school. Oh. Wait. He was never in school. My mistake.

PWD

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