Not a joke. Dickie Lyons Jr. (who has been at Kentucky since Bear Bryant first recruited him) talked at length during SEC media days about a crazy dream he had regarding his fiancée, Matthew Stafford, Blake Barnes, army choke holds and late night texting.
David Hale, the new UGA beat writer for the Macon Telegraph, has the details on his blog. Total comedy.
More from The State's blogger on the story. Plus more hilarity from Lyons.