Most Obnoxious SEC Football Fans....

Mark Bradley lists the SEC's most obnoxious fans. It's a topic that has gotten play in Alabama, Louisiana, Kentucky and elsewhere. Here's his list (full article):

12. Mississippi State
11. Kentucky
10. Vanderbilt
9. Ole Miss
8. LSU
7. Tennessee
6. South Carolina
5. Arkansas
4. Alabama
3. Georgia
2. Auburn
1. Florida

I could quibble with the placement of a variety of teams, but I'll just start with this one statement. LSU at #8, are you frigging kidding me? What is your definition of obnoxious that doesn't have the Lunatic Tiger Fans ranked higher than 8th? As BamaReport said, "Many LSU fans would be offended by being ranked this low."

Brace Yourself
I will now shock you with the following comment. I don't think the Gator fans are the most obnoxious in the SEC. Sure, they can be Doucheous-Maximus, and their most obnoxious and unforgivably trait is the refusal to acknowledge that football wasn't invented in 1990. Beyond that, I can deal with their fans at the Cocktail Party easier than I can deal with my personal #1 ... Gamecock Fans.

There's not a more petty, small, whiny, humorless, chip on their shoulders, sh*t a$$ lot than the Gamecock fans I frequently encounter during my visits to Williams-Brice-Richt Stadium.

If I were doing my rankings, it would look like this:

• Latest Arriving Tailgaters and Nicest Fans - Arkansas Razorbacks
  
• Most Like Looking at Our Retarded Poorly Constructed Clone - Auburn
  
• Most Inflated Sense of Themselves - Florida ("The tradition of Wake Forest and the Arrogance of Notre Dame" - Orlando Sentinel)
  
• Most Likely To Talk Smack About the Wrong Sport - Kentucky
  
• Most Unnerving / Scariest - LSU
  
• Best Looking and Possibly Drunkest - Ole Miss
  
• Least Prosperous and Most Baffling Not a JUCO - Mississippi State
  
• Biggest Whiners / Least Fun to Party With - South Carolina
  
• Fattest - Tennessee
  
• Most Irrelevant- Vanderbilt
  
• Most Bear - Alabama
  

Am I wrong? What are your SEC Superlatives?

PWD

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