this. Total comedy
Ht - Nathan.
http://barkingcarnival.com/2009/09/01/2009-oklahoma-state-football-preview-state-of-the-union/
September 2, 2009
OK State preview...
From Texas blog Barking Carnival. Stop what you are doing and read
this. Total comedy
this. Total comedy
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*I'm a KARATE man!;
translation: I'm a MAN, I'm 40!
*Didn't I tell you the phone in my Limo was busted, so I can't call my b$tches to come get me out?;
translation: Georgia's gonna butt fonk us on National TV! and there's nothing T. Boone can do about it.
Any word about where the Dawg Walk will be?
Has anyone heard (besides me) that Robinson may be questionable for the game on Sat? Rotowire had some back and forth on that about an 'undisclosed injury'.
Not trying to create a rumor mill, but just wondering if anyone has seen/heard any validity to this claim. He was hurt all camp.
This could be Mad Libs. Seriously, insert tech everywhere you see osu and it's spot on--except oklahoma st might be recruit smarter "student athletes" or dudes that count to four.
I've always felt a certain kinship with Texas folk, but this guy might make me a full-fledged. Great stuff - like our own Senator Blutarsky when he's rolling.
"They have to play Georgia, who is like OSU in reverse...but better."
This is my kinda guy.
Robinson has a hamstring injury.
"You know he’s tough because he didn’t burst into flames the first time he drank moonshine."
"Parrish Cox is not the punchline to a tasteless joke about a New Orleans altar boy, but OSU’s best defensive back."
I wish I were 1/8 as funny as the dude that wrote this.
Has anybody heard of a centralized UGA tailgate section will be on the OSU Campus? There are some first-come-first-served lots according to their parking guide...anybody know which ones they are??
People should read Barking Carnival's Big XII previews every year - some of the best blogging on the internets.
The A&M for this year by Scipio is probably the best '09 one, though this one isn't far behind.
I liked this one: "New DC Bill Young always has good linebacker play, so they’ll probably be disciplined and blow coverages in a uniform, hustling manner."
Lester Miles...lol
The TE from from OSU who just left the team is now heading to Knoxville.
http://www.ocolly.com/mosley-set-to-better-himself-moving-on-1.349351
Lane Kiffin is putting together quite a mishmash of exceptional players.
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Good stuff.
"Zac Robinson is faster than he looks. He's white."
And it is true, Zac Robinson is doubtful for the game. However, the ZR they are referring to is not ZR the qb, but ZR the back up punter (no kidding). Rotowire got their lines crossed somewhere...
Personally, I hee-hawed at "Gunnar" Gundy.
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