Lane Kiffin told a recruit that if he committed to South Carolina he would end up pumping gas for the rest of his life. Apparently, the idea of working at a gas station is much less appealing than the idea of robbing someone outside it.
Three Vols were arrested this morning outside of a Knoxville Gas Station for their alleged involvement in an arm robbery attempt. This was no wacky paperwork DMV oriented mix-up. This one allegedly involves a get away car, a wheel woman and a gun. Nothing Sucks Like a Big Orange Stick Up.
Not sure what I like best about this story.
A. One of them was wearing UT merchandise during the crime...that's branding baby.
B. They targeted their alleged victim so poorly that the "mark" had zero dollars in their wallet...that's film study baby.
C. They were in a Prius as the alleged get away car...that's protecting the environment baby.
I guess it would've been cooler had they had their shirts off chanting "Wild Boys Want Your Money!"