Lane Kiffin told a recruit that if he committed to South Carolina he would end up pumping gas for the rest of his life. Apparently, the idea of working at a gas station is much less appealing than the idea of robbing someone outside it.
Three Vols were arrested this morning outside of a Knoxville Gas Station for their alleged involvement in an arm robbery attempt. This was no wacky paperwork DMV oriented mix-up. This one allegedly involves a get away car, a wheel woman and a gun. Nothing Sucks Like a Big Orange Stick Up.
Not sure what I like best about this story.
A. One of them was wearing UT merchandise during the crime...that's branding baby.
B. They targeted their alleged victim so poorly that the "mark" had zero dollars in their wallet...that's film study baby.
C. They were in a Prius as the alleged get away car...that's protecting the environment baby.
I guess it would've been cooler had they had their shirts off chanting "Wild Boys Want Your Money!"
PWD
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28 comments:
If you name your kid Nu'Keese, or anything with a ' in it he's going to jail at some point in his life.
Signed
Black man named Steve
And they still beat our a$$ this year.
Watch out Dubbayoo, we've got 5-star Da'Rick Rogers coming in next year.
Thank you, God.
I'll be watching him with one eye too.
Da'Rick will get arrested for coasting through a stop sign on his way to rob a Shell station.
JT ... he will probably be on a scooter.
On the bright side though, if he gets arrested on his way and not after robbing the shell then we will get bad press for having the worst driving SEC/Div 1-A team in the country.
Awesome headline. I guess Marlon Brown's grandma saw something Nu'Keese' didn't?
Wow. That's almost as bad as emerging from an alley.
"We've got to go national. We've got to have Tennessee in the media, and we've got to have Tennessee where freshmen and sophomores around the country are seeing us."
It looks like Lane is getting his wish. Tennessee is in the media and people are seeing them.
Ronnie Wilson will be looking to one up them now.
wish i could take credit for this, but i cant. that being said, you can't spell "stick em up" without UT.
When kiffin learns the ropes they will know to rob the pilot. haslem can say they were picking up night deposit.
Anon 2:06:
I can't take credit for this either, but you also can't spell Pellet Gun without UT
You can't spell 15 to 25 without U... Well, you can, but you catch my drift.
It's "Wild BoyZ Want Your Money." An 'S' doesn't have the same panache as a 'Z'.
I love the "getaway car" aspect. LoL!
Brad, I thought something was missing from Paul's report. Ah, yes, there it is: the smoking pellet gun.
Don't worry Vol Nation: it's all part of the plan.
I guess Urban is glad his "cheating" didn't end up landing Nu'keese.
I recall in one of Dan Jenkins' books (Semi Tough?) that TCU gave a star running back "his own 7-11 so he could rob it any time he wanted". Lane should contact those same alumni who bought out Fulmer's contract to see if they've got any money left.
Nu'Keese complained that he wasn't getting enough balls thrown his way...looks like he will get his wish!!!
Boogers.....classic quote!
This is where Kiffin's Bad Ass attitude gets you. UThugs!
I'm sure Junior put them up to it -- all part of his plan to raise Tennessee's profile in the national media, ya see!
Maybe they had the Prius idea after watching 'Run Silent, Run Deep' in the Veteran's Day marathon yesterday...
Stole from 680 the fan: I wonder if UT will run out of the shotgun for the rest of the year? athankyou
I was going to say, Richardson may be a wide receiver now, but he'll wish he had a defensive back soon.
Too bad for them they are not Gayturds, Urban would have had them out of jail in time for practice the next day and they would be ready to play on Saturday.
At least they already have the community service wardrobes!!!
http://www.sportspickle.com/might-have-heard:119/lane-kiffin-disappointed-arrested-vols-werent-fast-enough-to-run-away-from-police
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