Last time we had a big armed QB in the news for being a dumbass, we finished #2 in the nation. My conclusion? Viva la Mettenboozer. So I say...Let the Good Times Roll!
Which reminds me....We know about The Cherrishinski and The Knowshon Moreshino. What's Zach's signature drink?
Update -- Suggestions so far for Zach's signature cocktail:
- From DAve Akins
- Maybe a Mett-hatten or Mett-tropolitan?
- There's also Zach's Mambo
- Zach's De-Lish
- Big Zac(h)'s Morning After
- Mettentini - Grey Goose with a double shot of humility.
From Walter Geiger of the Barnesville News: