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August 24, 2010

Dispatch from the Dept. of Irony

Yesterday morning a Total Tithead Person driving a truck emblazoned with GTU football propaganda crashed into a building at the intersection of Peachtree and Roswell roads in Buckhead. Ironically, the truck sign says "Brace for Impact," which one can only hope will serve as a harbinger/metaphor for GTU's 2010 season.

[Photo: John Spink/AJC]

Apparently the no-texting-while-driving law doesn't go far enough. If you want to keep Georgians safe from nerd-guided truck missiles, what we really need is a no-twelve-sided-dice-rolling-while-driving law.
[Insert Rambling Wreckage joke here]

HT: edsbs

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. Karma baby.

HiAltDawg said...

"no-twelve-sided-dice-rolling-while-driving-law," that's an instant classic!

walter geiger said...

report noted strong smell of curry in cab of truck.

Anonymous said...

It's the Georgia Institute of Technology. They're not a university, so don't treat them like one.

Anonymous said...

I heard the driver was a jihadi

all school said...

"Brace for impact"? Stellar slogan, nerds. Isn't that what pilots tell everyone in the passenger compartment right before the crash?

now there's a hilarious, no doubt unintended, metaphor for the Mustard Season. Please let it come true.

Martin Van Dawgin said...

Do they intentionally give us material to make fun on them? This is just too easy. Fish and barrels come to mind.

Anonymous said...

PWD are you gonna do an office pool like last year?

Tractor Mom said...

You need to send this into Jay Leno!

Hunkering Hank said...

Tech blows sheep.

Anonymous said...

Cool story, bro.

Anonymous said...

Taking the wrambling wreck to a new level

Anonymous said...

Are you doing the College Football Pick'Em with Fun Office Pools again this year? I really enjoy it.

GA Augusta said...

This is your driving on texting. Any questions?

Anonymous said...

so its a four days to kick off and this blog has gone cold. i understand its not handball season, and thats what gets your jollies, but how about we start seeing some football discussions on here

 
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